Monthly Recaps

Babe, I can't pay the rent.

Can I be mean for a sec?

Dec 29, 2024 •

Maybe I AM judging people on Ozempic

I want to be a skinny, pretty scammer like Caroline Calloway.

Oct 2, 2024 •

I’m Sick of Not Being Hot

Calorie deficits lead to boring weekends and true crime binges

Sep 1, 2024 •

We Need to Stop Romanticizing New York

Street turds and Staten Island attitude

Aug 2, 2024 •

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