I turned down a date with a unicorn.

When he looks good on paper but your intuition tells you otherwise.

Jan 16 • Kristina Nasti

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December 2025

Welcome to My Beauty Editor Era

Introducing The Hot Girl Protocol

Dec 19, 2025 • Kristina Nasti

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I like my influencers unrelatable and out-of touch.

Everyone's got this Jaclyn Hill thing completely wrong.

Dec 10, 2025 • Kristina Nasti

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Stop gaslighting the fat girls.

Another millennial rant about ozempic.

Dec 5, 2025 • Kristina Nasti

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November 2025

You're not single because you're special.

Are single women in their 30s no better than incels?

Nov 25, 2025 • Kristina Nasti

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Ex party girl angst

No regrets... ok, maybe a few.

Nov 19, 2025 • Kristina Nasti

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October 2025

Get in loser, we’re doing 75 Real.

Because we're not binge-eating everything in sight for the next 8 weeks.

Oct 31, 2025 • Kristina Nasti

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The Summer I Became a Disney Adult.

I'm putting down the tripod and deleting social media.

Oct 24, 2025 • Kristina Nasti

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September 2025

I just want to do hoodrat stuff with my friends

What happens when I don't go to Disney for a week.

Sep 26, 2025 • Kristina Nasti

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Becoming a c*nt.

The Cheek 018: On retiring my golden retriever ways and going viral on Substack.

Sep 19, 2025 • Kristina Nasti

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New York City drop-out

If you told me 10 years ago that I’d leave New York City for Central Florida, I would’ve politely told you to go fuck yourself.

Sep 12, 2025 • Kristina Nasti

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A cig and a spritz.

The Cheek 017: On my desire to be famous and the vacation that changed my tastebuds.

Sep 5, 2025 • Kristina Nasti

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