The kiss that almost made me bald

Some nights you never quite recover from: a true story of teenage humiliation

May 1 • Kristina Nasti

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April 2026

On being paid to exist.

People sell their farts in a jar, you can be a full-time creator.

Apr 24 • Kristina Nasti

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March 2026

Runner's regret and writer's block.

35 days away from my first (and probably last) 5k.

Mar 13 • Kristina Nasti

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February 2026

Inside thoughts

I want you to write poetry about my ass.

Feb 22 • Kristina Nasti

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I did lymphatic drainage every day for a month.

Hot Girl Protocol 001

Feb 19 • Kristina Nasti

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January 2026

I turned down a date with a unicorn.

When he looks good on paper but your intuition tells you otherwise.

Jan 16 • Kristina Nasti

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December 2025

Welcome to My Beauty Editor Era

Introducing The Hot Girl Protocol

Dec 19, 2025 • Kristina Nasti

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I like my influencers unrelatable and out-of touch.

Everyone's got this Jaclyn Hill thing completely wrong.

Dec 10, 2025 • Kristina Nasti

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Stop gaslighting the fat girls.

Another millennial rant about ozempic.

Dec 5, 2025 • Kristina Nasti

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November 2025

You're not single because you're special.

Are single women in their 30s no better than incels?

Nov 25, 2025 • Kristina Nasti

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Ex party girl angst

No regrets... ok, maybe a few.

Nov 19, 2025 • Kristina Nasti

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October 2025

Get in loser, we’re doing 75 Real.

Because we're not binge-eating everything in sight for the next 8 weeks.

Oct 31, 2025 • Kristina Nasti

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