I smoked a cigarette while I read this (in a good way.) Thanks for making something so unknown to me so relatable, I'm gonna go waggle my ass at gals and guys on the street.
Ah! A vulgar ASS. I want a vulgar ass. I've always wanted an ass that silences a room. I definitely have an unexpected amount of JUNK IN THE TRUNK (always have, runs in the fam), but damn, I want the kind of ass that stops traffic. I'd also love a set of juicy giant tits. AND a slutty job. I want to be a voiceover artist for audio porn. I believe it will happen!
“Maybe this is why I don’t have a juicy ass yet. I’m too afraid! Remind me to look into self-defense classes. I can’t let this dream die.” I’m laughing, this is so good.
“It makes me wonder if a subconscious fear of being seen by weirdos is what’s made it so difficult to keep weight off my entire life.” — THIS! This could be a whole entire essay on its own. Loved this piece as usual 💖
I thought I wasn't ever pretty enough to have a slutty job but I WAS. And this tracks. In my experience, it's hardly ideal in the moment. To feel invisible is so humbling but to be observed consistently by men also feels gross.
you're still pretty enough to have a slutty job! embody that slutty energy every day babe. and yes, there's no happy medium with the men. they either stare or ignore you altogether lol.
A vulgar ass is my greatest fantasy. Adored this!!!!
Thank you!
I smoked a cigarette while I read this (in a good way.) Thanks for making something so unknown to me so relatable, I'm gonna go waggle my ass at gals and guys on the street.
(in a good way) 🩷🚬
Ah! A vulgar ASS. I want a vulgar ass. I've always wanted an ass that silences a room. I definitely have an unexpected amount of JUNK IN THE TRUNK (always have, runs in the fam), but damn, I want the kind of ass that stops traffic. I'd also love a set of juicy giant tits. AND a slutty job. I want to be a voiceover artist for audio porn. I believe it will happen!
Wait you absolutely have a porn voice. I love this for you!
If you come to New York, I'll oogle your ass. (but also this was great. xoxo)
I’d love that thank you
“Maybe this is why I don’t have a juicy ass yet. I’m too afraid! Remind me to look into self-defense classes. I can’t let this dream die.” I’m laughing, this is so good.
Hahaha thank you
“It makes me wonder if a subconscious fear of being seen by weirdos is what’s made it so difficult to keep weight off my entire life.” — THIS! This could be a whole entire essay on its own. Loved this piece as usual 💖
Thanks so much!! I know you were probably also walking those Brooklyn streets getting harassed as a literal child 😐
I sure was - ugh!
I thought I wasn't ever pretty enough to have a slutty job but I WAS. And this tracks. In my experience, it's hardly ideal in the moment. To feel invisible is so humbling but to be observed consistently by men also feels gross.
you're still pretty enough to have a slutty job! embody that slutty energy every day babe. and yes, there's no happy medium with the men. they either stare or ignore you altogether lol.
well now i was a slutty job 🥹
take the time you need to process. call out of work tomorrow, i won't judge.